How We Cook Dem Crawfish........

Well furst off we goes down on Mr. Toby's old place an we seine them diches and ponds where we's dumped all dem

crawfish a few years ago and they dun multiplied and we caughts us a whole passel of dem mudbugs.

dis here takes abot 2 six packs of beer!

Den we takes dem crawfishes up to de alley and throw dem in sum clean ditch water in de purge tank and we adds sum rock salt...

we lets dem soak for abot anuder 6 pack of beer...

While dem crawfishes is purgin' we kick off dem jet aeroplane burners undur da pots.... dis takes abot anuder 3 beers to git hot

den we throws in all dem spices, peppers, oil and taters...now that takes abot 1 mo' beer fro dem to cook

den we throws in dem crawfishes and de corn and sausage and a lil' mo spices and pepper...

and yew let dat boil up real good for abot 2 mo' beers

den we dumps them crawfishes in de wagon and we blows dat big ol loud siren

den we fills up your tray and you sits down for a real Cajun 7 course meal-

Six mo' beers and a pile of crawfishes!

BON APETITE